And talk amongst yourselves while we fail to post regularly.
Oh the pressure! It started out so innocently, and now I feel the hordes closing in, demanding more, more! "Give us Nonsense, dammit!" they scream emphatically, "Or Stuff! Is there a difference?"
Attention: This is a broadcast of the Emergency Calumet Stuff & Nonsense System. For actual comic material, close this browser tab and visit The Onion immediately.
Moleskine is the legendary notebook used for the past two centuries by great artists and thinkers, including Van Gogh, Picasso, Hemingway and Chatwin. -- www.moleskine.com
Depends: the adult diaper preferred by Burroughs.
KY: Ginsberg's ... oh, that's unnecessary.
Bennies: Keeping Kerouac on the road since 1951.
India: Giving Rushdie something to gripe about since 1981.
Homosexuality: The lifestyle enjoyed by Oscar Wilde, Sappho, Gertrude Stein, D.H. Lawrence and many more!
Water: Experts believe this exclusive beverage has been consumed by every notable intellectual, from Sophocles to Hegel.
Paper: It's what you write on, morons.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
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